An Email To An Enemy

Hey idiot!
Life is not all that great here;
The sky is zooming in and falling up.
Windows hide terrorists that watch me in my sleep
With guns pointed at my head.
When I am grown up
Dirt is all that i will be.
I have a sore throat and my medication has run out.
Bruises that won’t heal.
Yes, it is true that I have fallen,
But the mercury has risen.
The kids are not alright.
Send for an ambulance.
Dial 911 and press pound.
Answer all the questions;
Light them on fire;
Swallow them whole.
Soft serve ice cream melts quicker.
My hearse hurts;
No high beams.
Truth hurts,
Camel meat must be moist.
My wrists are sore from the biting.
Ich bin ein auslander.
I cannot tell a lie;
The jack-o-lanterns may be missing teeth but their mothers are surely proud of their bite.
Odontologist or not?
Where is Waldo?
Burned at the stake.
Prosecutors will be shot.
I know all of the government’s secrets and that is why I am alone.
Eleven is the loneliest number.
No harm done.
I cut my hair so short it bled.
The toaster has been hijacked.
This poem is not so good.
It is in fact the opposite of so good.
Copy message to sent folder.
The manic oppression never stops.
Program is not responding.
What is the world coming to?
My email address is _________@_________.___
Please reply as I am sad and lonely.
I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect dissonance.
The puppy is not growing.
What does it all mean?
Thank you.
Now fuck off.
Fa la la la la la la la la
Who are you pointing your finger at?

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